Thursday, April 30, 2026

Latest Posts

Mascherano becomes Chuck Norris

Last update 5 April, 2024 by Alberto Llopis

It's Messi, nor Di Maria, nor Romero, nor Agüero, or the media by extrasport issues Lavezzi. The real star of Argentina's Javier Mascherano. THE JEFECT, He is not a player that raises passions such as the more technical, the most elegant in his game nor the fastest, He is not even the most handsome as Lavezzi but without a doubt, is the basic type of player on any team.

The Barcá player, Today he is the most admired player in Argentina, especially for his stellar action in the last minutes of the match against the Netherlands when his miraculous leg saved the Argentines from being eliminated in a game that never had a history on the part of both teams or by falling to the ground dizzy. by a blow and get up to continue until the end of the game as if nothing had happened.

Mascherano quedó casi KO pero se levantó y continuó jugando todo el partido.
Mascherano was almost KO but got up and continued playing the whole game.

Argentina's arrival at the World Cup final has unleashed madness in the South American country to the point that the figure of Mascherano has been elevated to the category of national idol. This, has caused social networks to smoke and in true style to what happened with Chuck Norris, multitude of comparatives or ingenious jokes with the brave Argentine player .

Under the #maschefacts hastags, #You call him the #Mascherano, social networks smoke with the name of the Barcelona player. Below we show you some of the most unique that we have chosen before the thousands of existing tweets.

Mascherano Chuk Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps in Mascherano pajamas.
Maschefacts 12
Mascherano dominates time.
Mascherano necesita unos pantalones especiales para sujetar sus atributos.
Mascherano needs special pants to hold his attributes.
Mascherano vale por un ejercito.
Mascherano is worth for an army.
Hasta los toros huyen de Mascherano.
Even the bulls flee from Mascherano.
Mascherano y Chuck Norris, Arma Letal 5.
Mascherano and Chuck Norris, Lethal Weapon 5.
Mascherano es la verdadera Pesadilla en Elm Street.
Mascherano is the real Nightmare on Elm Street.

 

 

 


Discover more from COLGADOSPORELFUTBOL.COM

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

Latest Posts

Do not miss it